condiciones de admición

En esta casa hay pocas cosas sagradas y ninguna cosa prohibida.

Bueno, bah... está prohibido que me roben, escupir el dentífrico en la pileta de la cocina y dejar el baño en condiciones desastrosas.

No se prohibe, pero se solicita encarecidamente que se lleven a la cara de culo y la condición de mártir a otros lugares, se solicita, además, que no se discrimine por razones políticas, sexuales, religiosas o raciales.

No se prohibe reirse, hablar de lo que quieran como quieran... no se prohibe cantar, ni bailar, ni comer ni tomar... no se prohibe fumar... lo que cada uno fume, ni traer la compañía que cada uno elija.

Esas son las condiciones básicas de admición...

33 opinaron:

Mate dijo...

Por ejemplo… si yo quiero ir a su casa a principios de noviembre y quedarme hasta fines de marzo… para que usted me haga sopa y me dee de tomar hasta que me salga por las orejas, mientras me canta una zamba y me revolea el poncho
... puedo???

Soledad dijo...

podeeees... podeees... lo que hay es garantía de las condiciones en que puede quedar tu "espíritu musical" después de 5 ¡escuchándome cantar!
poncho... no tengo, pero traete uno si querés..
Respecto a la sopa... es VERANO!! si comemos algo fresquito ¿no te parece mejor?
Beso... y venite... sabés que hay lugar en mi casa y en mis ganas!

Soledad dijo...

ufa... vamos de nuevo...NO HAY GARANTÍA... y los 5 son meses... bueno, soy medio tarada, pero venite igual!

Etienne dijo...

Me sumo al retiro en casa de Sole!!

Llevo las cartas, el tejo, los sobrecitos de jugo, mis libros y el mate... Aunque eso seguro que lo lleva Mate!!

Ana dijo...

Existe quien escupa el dentífrico en la pileta de la cocina?! Demasiado para mí...

Gla dijo...

¿Puedo ir y dedicarme a hacer nada? Pero nada de nada ehhhh????

Any dijo...

Se puede escuchar música al mango y comer arriba de la cama haciendo migas?
=P

Soledad dijo...

Etienne.... en casa somos fanáticos del "retiro espiritual" de juegos... música, comidas... y mucha, mucha fiaca!!
Si te anotás, lo organizamos..
el mate lo lleva Mate, el café Café, los juegos los aportamos todos... la pileta ya está y el sol... será cosa del destino.

Ana... cuando hay mucha gente y el baño está ocupado hay algunos capaces de hacer barbaridades (lo vi en una serie Grey's antathomy... la asquerosa de Cristina escupe en la pileta de la cocina)...
¿te sumás al retiro espiritual? de cuidamos la panza entre todos!

Gla... no!!! nada de nada no!!! hay que comer... así vamos a tener que pedir pizza...!!! dale, sumate...

Soledad dijo...

Any... pero si!! al asunto a a ver conseguir cama!! jajaja
Después de comer sacudimos la sábana por la ventana... hay una bandada de pajaritos esperando!
y con la música, mientras el vecino no se queje...

Zulma de Tinelli dijo...

Puedo venir a visitarte por primera vez???
Estuve mirando tu blog y me encanto. Voy a pasar luego con mas tiempo a leer mas para que tambien participes de el mio.

Zulmi

r.- el corre ambulancias dijo...

hay que pasar revisacion medica para usar la pileta? XD

Soledad dijo...

Zulma... puede venir, y quedarse... eso si, cuidadito con el despelote... ya me enteré, chusmeando por otros blogs, que es una desbolada!! no me ande dejando los calzones en cualquier lado!!!

r.- querido... faltaría más... cualquier duda duplicamos la dosis de cloro y listo!! eso si... no hagas pis en la pile!!

Vieron? al final... tanta amplitud, tanta amplitud y estoy poniendo un montón de condiciones... no puedo con el genio, soy una mandona!!!

besos a todos!

Zulma de Tinelli dijo...

Prometo portarme bien y no romper nada, los patines solo los uso afuera, hacemos trato?

Soledad dijo...

Zulma... si, dale traete los roller...
y aprovechamos que por la calle no pasa nadie y patinamos hasta que nos duelan los cachetes de la cola!
Ya quedás incorporada a la lista de malvivientes....

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